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'I don't need an anti-theft device...I simply remove the steering wheel.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Modern Novel.

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Connected to Technology.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Two Generations of Readers

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"We don't talk anymore."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Large print e-book.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Technological Dependence.

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'