Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.
Security Gadgeteer T-Shirts
Celebrate their inventive spirit with our security gadgeteer-themed t-shirts. Fun, clever, and perfect for those who love tech, these shirts turn their passion into wearable wit.
"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."
Digital Fomo!
"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."
'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!
Shark tower surveillance camera.
"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."
Welcome back students.
Planet Of The Apps.
Better Living Through Technology
"I just installed a home security monitor."
"I am fully functional again!"
'Mr. Schmenk will see you now...IN PERSON.'
'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'
'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'
'I'm a Guard Dog alright: If there's a problem, I just need to press the panic button to raise the alarm...'
'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'
Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!
"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."
"It's an alarm sensor. It barks like a dog when someone's at the door."
"Sign of the times, eh?"
Surveillance Camera Phones on the Premises.
"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long."
"The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution."
The car alarm snooze button.
'Yes I suppose it is a bit more fiddly than a crooklock...'
'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.
Ship's Log In: Iris & Finger Print Recognition.
'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'
'I think I just erased all of my innermost thoughts.'
"I forget now, but one of these buttons opens the chair back to full recline."
Technology continues to improve communication.
Cat and Mouse Surveillance camera
Security Gadgeteer T-Shirts Collection
Security Gadgeteer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs featuring security gadgeteer themes—ideal for tech lovers who enjoy a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Security Gadgeteer Pillows
Brighten up their space with pillows that celebrate their security gadgeteer passion—comfort meets clever design.
Security Gadgeteer Prints
Find inspiring and humorous prints that showcase their love for gadgets and security tech, perfect for decorating their favorite space.