Security Gadgeteer Pillows

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Digital Fomo!

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Welcome back students.

Better Living Through Technology

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Mr. Schmenk will see you now...IN PERSON.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

'I'm a Guard Dog alright: If there's a problem, I just need to press the panic button to raise the alarm...'

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

"It's an alarm sensor. It barks like a dog when someone's at the door."

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Surveillance Camera Phones on the Premises.

"Sign of the times, eh?"

"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long."

"The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution."

The car alarm snooze button.

'Yes I suppose it is a bit more fiddly than a crooklock...'

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.

'I think I just erased all of my innermost thoughts.'

Ship's Log In: Iris & Finger Print Recognition.

Technology continues to improve communication.

Cat and Mouse Surveillance camera