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Security Gadget Guru Pillows
Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with a pillow celebrating their love of security gadgets. Great for relaxing after a day of tech tinkering.
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Shark tower surveillance camera.
'I'm a Guard Dog alright: If there's a problem, I just need to press the panic button to raise the alarm...'
"It's not what you think. It's our new security system."
Pounding speeds up the computer.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
The Computer Bore
'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"
"Google car."
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.
CEO with SEO
"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"
"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."
Evolution.
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
Mac OS 20
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
'Where was the TSA?'
'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'
Walking Luggage.
e-shoes
'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'
Security Gadget Guru Pillows Collection
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