Tech Gadgeteer Pillows

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.

'You reached me at a bad time. My voice mail is being repaired so I wasn't able to screen my calls.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The DaVinci Code

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Digital Fomo!

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Big screen TV falling through floor

Connected to Technology.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Two Generations of Readers

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'