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"I forget now, but one of these buttons opens the chair back to full recline."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Elfie Stick

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Digital Fomo!

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"We don't talk anymore."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

Technological Dependence.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Foxhole - digging robot

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Welcome back students.

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.