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'George, why don't you break down and buy a electric fence tester.'

Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

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The Modern Novel.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Connected to Technology.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Two Generations of Readers

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

Large print e-book.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Recalculating!

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

Listening to Coldplay.

'Do you have 4G up here?'