Genie Geek Gifts

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Disease Management

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

A day at the transgenic races

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Nerd tryouts.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Geek fairies

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Medicinal plants

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Gene Therapy

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.