Comic Geek Gifts

"You're too late, again Procrastination Man."

Let's call a truce for the new year. I'm tired of treating you like you're my count Dooku. Your what? My Hannibal Lecter? Your whom? My Khan? My Gargamel? My Lex Luthor? My Goldfinger? My Endora? I have no idea what you're talking about. Just how ancient are you, Dooku? That's personal! On both counts! ... "Both counts"?

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"You've changed."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Early photobombing

"The hyenas started it."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

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"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Suffering from Cooties?

Atomic Bear: Part 21