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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The DaVinci Code

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Nerd tryouts.

Eldrow

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Big screen TV falling through floor

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."