Galaxy Geek Prints

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Gravity inversion boots on the planet Kzephyl which has no gravity.

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Alien David statue

'But what is the universe for?'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Epic Battles

"They look like pickles."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"