Ghoul Geek Mugs

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Nerd tryouts.

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Halloween Selfie

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Vincent Van Goth.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Too goth?"

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

New Romantic

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

Early Goths.

An Emoo.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

The Terror Of Folkenstein

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"