Honking Enthusiast Gifts

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

"I hate open-mike night."

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Concerto for Two Horns

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

Honk if you're a goose.

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

"Will somebody tell an interesting story so I can interrupt?"

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

I am woman, and also lion, hear me roar.

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

Man blows his nose in church and a child asks if it is the organ

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

The shepherds were prepared.

'I couldn't fix the brakes, so I made your horn louder.'

"Gracie, that was a beautiful song...until you started playing it."

"O.K., there's the moon - now give me a nice long howl instead of last night's yip."