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Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

"I hate open-mike night."

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Concerto for Two Horns

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Honk if you're a goose.

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

"Very good! Let's try it again. . . this time a little more assertively!"

"Will somebody tell an interesting story so I can interrupt?"

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

I am woman, and also lion, hear me roar.

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

The shepherds were prepared.

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

You asked to see me, boss? Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here. I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7. Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that your publicly performing the theme, they may sue the café for royalties. Daaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... daaaaaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... Wait, what? If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun.

Man blows his nose in church and a child asks if it is the organ

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

'It's out new method for determining who we should treat first. We take people in order of how loud they scream.'

'I couldn't fix the brakes, so I made your horn louder.'