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Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"I hate open-mike night."

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

Have Horns Venn

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Concerto for Two Horns

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"Fake."

Honk if you're a goose.

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

"Never mind the transmission and the brakes. Is there a warranty on the horn?"

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

We've done "here on oink," and we've done "there an oink," but we've never done "everywhere an oink-oink."

It was only when he heard the hissing that Neil realized it wasn't his beloved Alpine horn.

"I'm a wild horse and want to remain that way, but shoes would sure help my aching feet..."

The shepherds were prepared.

'I couldn't fix the brakes, so I made your horn louder.'