Honk Enthusiast Gifts

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"I hate open-mike night."

Have Horns Venn

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

"Fake."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Concerto for Two Horns

Honk if you're a goose.

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

"Never mind the transmission and the brakes. Is there a warranty on the horn?"

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

The shepherds were prepared.

It was only when he heard the hissing that Neil realized it wasn't his beloved Alpine horn.

"I'm a wild horse and want to remain that way, but shoes would sure help my aching feet..."

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

'I couldn't fix the brakes, so I made your horn louder.'

"You take your left foot out and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about/"