Horn Honker Gifts

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'I couldn't fix the brakes, so I made your horn louder.'

"It's the guy behind us. He says his horn is broken."

Back to your senses.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

French horn.

A Girl and Her Horse

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Have Horns Venn

A man selling a horse to an older lady

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

"I just kept feeding him candy."

A Few Common Ailments

'Wilbur, I'm afraid the patient is no longer in stable condition.'

Alpine Pipe