Honk Humorist Gifts

"Those in favour, honk!"

"You're going to hate yourself."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

No Soliciting

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Cover story: Plant World.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'Can I see your license,please?'

'..and one for the pot.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"I prefer to think out of the box."

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

New Belief Systems