Hook Humorists Gifts

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'You lifted your head.'

Football Chameleon

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Bed and Breakfast

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"Hallelujah!"

'He did it for us.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"You know very well what fish!"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Giraffe painter.

Fauna Hybrids

Sheepdog

Menace.

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Birds cue ball escape.

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Cinderfelon

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"