Hook Humorists Gifts

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'You lifted your head.'

Football Chameleon

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Bed and Breakfast

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"You know very well what fish!"

'He did it for us.'

"Hallelujah!"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

Menace.

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

Fauna Hybrids

Sheepdog

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

Giraffe painter.

"Money or your beard!"

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Birds cue ball escape.

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Cinderfelon

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."