Hooked On Humor Gifts

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'You lifted your head.'

Menace.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'He did it for us.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"You know very well what fish!"

DANGER - hook and worm...!

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

A Golden Non-Retriever

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

The Meeting Agenda: Start Simple

Cow can

Yeti/Not Yeti

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''

'You can tell me anything, Mrs. Rojak. I'd never violate the sacred fish store-customer relationship.'

'We've got the neighbours from hell.'

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

Cat barking.

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.

"....I never feel truly alive until someone sticks their hand up my butt."

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away