Knock Knock Humorist Gifts

"Banana who?"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

Man's dentures hold cigar.

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"Those in favour, honk!"

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

"Do I really have to add 'Just kidding' after everything I say?"

sub woofer

"The viewers seem to be sated with stupid shows, senseless movies and embarrassing celebs. That's why our black screen has got the best viewing figures!"

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Knockout!

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

'Boss, come here quick!'

'They're still waiting for Godot.'

Eighties Throwback.

Predatory Loan Corp.

Sock puppet down!: 'A hand! I need a hand!'

'Who's there?'

Beggar advertises his oscar picks.

Elvis