Knockout Humor Gifts

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"I've just barbecued my head again."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

Big man on Krampus

The Knockout.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

"Banana who?"

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Knockout!

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Coathooks.

'Boss, come here quick!'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

'Who's there?'

Knock-out at the boxing match.

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

Bibles r us.

"I can't find the key. . ."

'The good news is that a knockout by the ring girl wont count against your record.'

'We'd be far better off with a flyweight,'

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

'Didn't I tell you we'd be eating fish tonight? Doug's fish fry delivers!'

Taxidermist Pugilist.