Knockout Humor Pillows

Pop up books

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

Big man on Krampus

Boxer's Hair Styles.

The Knockout.

Mike Tyson

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Ask me about my uppercut.

Campus. It seems logical that when cleaning the statue of the dental school founder we should remove plaque.

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"Banana who?"

Knockout!

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

'Boss, come here quick!'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Coathooks.

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

'Who's there?'

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

Knock-out at the boxing match.

Bibles r us.

"I can't find the key. . ."

'The good news is that a knockout by the ring girl wont count against your record.'

'Didn't I tell you we'd be eating fish tonight? Doug's fish fry delivers!'

Taxidermist Pugilist.

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'