Knockout Artists Pillows

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

The Knockout.

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

Ask me about my uppercut.

Mike Tyson

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"Banana who?"

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Knockout!

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

'Boss, come here quick!'

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

'Who's there?'

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

Knock-out at the boxing match.

'The good news is that a knockout by the ring girl wont count against your record.'

'We'd be far better off with a flyweight,'

Two tramps talk about the TysonLewis fight.

'Go on, give it brain damage.'

Taxidermist Pugilist.

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

'Time to go to 'Plan B' . . . Knock him out!'

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