Knock-out Enthusiast Pillows

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'Help!'

His master's chill-out album

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

When Pugs dream.

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

The Knockout.

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Ask me about my uppercut.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

Know Your Knots!

Mike Tyson

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Knockout!

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

'Boss, come here quick!'

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'