Knock-out Enthusiast Pillows

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Help!'

When Pugs dream.

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

The Knockout.

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Knockout!

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

'Boss, come here quick!'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."