Knock-out Humor Aficionado Pillows

Taxidermist Pugilist.

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

"Fenwick, do you see any mistletoe on my coattail?"

'Nothing much happened in the Middle East today.... Ha! -- Just kidding.'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?"

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

"My back goes out more often than I do..."

"Banana who?"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Somehow these awards are seeming less special."

"He's not working to his full voltage."

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"I believe they're a debt collection agency."