Knock Knock Humorist Pillows

"Banana who?"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

Man's dentures hold cigar.

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"Those in favour, honk!"

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

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"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"Do I really have to add 'Just kidding' after everything I say?"

"The viewers seem to be sated with stupid shows, senseless movies and embarrassing celebs. That's why our black screen has got the best viewing figures!"

Knockout!

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

'Boss, come here quick!'

Predatory Loan Corp.

'They're still waiting for Godot.'

Eighties Throwback.

Sock puppet down!: 'A hand! I need a hand!'

'Who's there?'

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