Knockout Enthusiast Gifts

"No need to apologize. You had a job to do and you did it."

'Time to go to 'Plan B' . . . Knock him out!'

'To tell you the truth, I thought I lost the fight.'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

Knock-out at the boxing match.

'Go on, give it brain damage.'

Boxing Federation: Out For The Count

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Help!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

When Pugs dream.

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

The Knockout.

Know Your Knots!

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Knockout!

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

'Expecting someone, are we?'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'And do you, Donna, promise to love, honor, cherish... and from time to time, upon request, whip the living shit out of this man?'