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"No need to apologize. You had a job to do and you did it."

Ask me about my uppercut.

'Time to go to 'Plan B' . . . Knock him out!'

'To tell you the truth, I thought I lost the fight.'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

Knock-out at the boxing match.

'Go on, give it brain damage.'

Boxing Federation: Out For The Count

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'Help!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

When Pugs dream.

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

The Knockout.

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

Mike Tyson

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Knockout!