Knock-knock Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Tong!"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

Peace on Earth

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"I'd like to make a return."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

When Pugs dream.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Know Your Knots!

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

Ask me about my uppercut.

Sunday Monday

"Banana who?"

Thank God it's Fry Day.

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"