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Stuff Happened

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Sheltering in place.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Back in 5 minutes!

"Goal!"

"He's an indoor cat."

How lazy people decide what to eat

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'