Knick-knack Enthusiast Gifts

Stuff Happened

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Back in 5 minutes!

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Sheltering in place.

"Goal!"

"He's an indoor cat."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

How lazy people decide what to eat