Knick-knack Collector Gifts

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

"Tex encounters the Knick-Knack Indians."

The Knick-Knack Shop

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Posh Easter Egg

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

'The stuff legends are made of'

Pianist.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Unnatural History Museum

Swiss excalibur...

Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

Dennis's fear of sharp objects was well founded on his recent trip down memory lane."

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake

Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

Penknife on the crest of a wave.

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

'I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'The bad news is, someone just stole our surgical instruments. The good news is, I still have my Swiss army knife.'

'Oh wow! They're got brown pottery, stained glass sun catchers and cows cut out of plywood!'

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"