Collector Of Quirky Things Gifts

"Oh god. Where did I put my phone?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Toadstools

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Piranhaclaus

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Ice shelfie.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn