Knick-knack Collector T-Shirts

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

"Tex encounters the Knick-Knack Indians."

The Knick-Knack Shop

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Posh Easter Egg

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Pianist.

Unnatural History Museum

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

Swiss excalibur...

Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.

Dennis's fear of sharp objects was well founded on his recent trip down memory lane."

"Who's going to carve?"

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

Penknife on the crest of a wave.

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

'I don't have a good feeling about this.'