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"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

'Oh wow! They're got brown pottery, stained glass sun catchers and cows cut out of plywood!'

"Your uncle's will, Miss Magpie, definitely states he's leaving you his collection of shiny glass trinkets..."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Ball as water-melon.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Teddy and friends.