Trinket Collector T-Shirts

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

'Oh wow! They're got brown pottery, stained glass sun catchers and cows cut out of plywood!'

"Your uncle's will, Miss Magpie, definitely states he's leaving you his collection of shiny glass trinkets..."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'At lone at last.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Ball as water-melon.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Teddy and friends.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."