Heart-shaped Trinket Collector T-Shirts

Love from the Heart

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

I only have eyes for you

Ball as water-melon.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Kissing the Fish

Sister Cities

Balloon dog poos.

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Lovers

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

State of the Art Dog.

Baby face

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'No, don't tell me...split personality.'

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

Chameleon and TV

"Anatomy of a cat"

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Tree of Love

"Maybe that metal device we found with the paleolithic stone tools WAS a ray gun!"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Odorant

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."