Candy Heart Collector T-Shirts

Be My P.C.V

I only have eyes for you

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Lovers

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Whale Piñata.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

How Piñatas Are Born

Candy Corn Dracula

Jesus and the Peeps

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"It's marzipan pigs."

Tree of Love

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"Steroids."

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

Polo pony

The language of the heart

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.