Heart Collectors T-Shirts

Did heaven lose an Angel?

Lovers

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'Teenagers!'

I only have eyes for you

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Missing You.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Thank you bubbles

"Do you buy cars here?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Reindeer

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

James May

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Acme Flyswatters.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.