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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Sundial Time

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Thank you bubbles

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Card shark

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Red Card - Gold Card.