Heart-shaped Pan Collector T-Shirts

'Just sausage, ham and burger. . . No pepperoni with they way my upset stomach is. . . Oh, and order the heart-shaped pan pizza so I can keep the heart-shaped pan for makin' pan brownies.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

I only have eyes for you

"Beanirrito"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Lovers

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"I know your mother."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Tree of Love

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Pet Foods

The language of the heart

cayetana de alba

Dancing in Love

Make it look like an accident.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Drinking Hats

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"We met through a contact tracing app."

I'm your biggest fan.