Heart-shaped Pan Collector Pillows

'Just sausage, ham and burger. . . No pepperoni with they way my upset stomach is. . . Oh, and order the heart-shaped pan pizza so I can keep the heart-shaped pan for makin' pan brownies.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

I only have eyes for you

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Beanirrito"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Scarf puts hat back on.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

I love the Shard

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Lovers

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"I know your mother."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Tree of Love

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Dancing in Love

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Perhaps this one, sir."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Drinking Hats

cayetana de alba

The language of the heart

Pet Foods

"We met through a contact tracing app."

Valentine's Day

I'm your biggest fan.