Heart-shaped Trinket Collector Pillows

Love from the Heart

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

I only have eyes for you

Cheeze Wiz.

Ball as water-melon.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Balloon dog poos.

Kissing the Fish

Sister Cities

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Lovers

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

State of the Art Dog.

'No, don't tell me...split personality.'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

Baby face

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Chameleon and TV

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

"Maybe that metal device we found with the paleolithic stone tools WAS a ray gun!"

"Anatomy of a cat"

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Odorant

Tree of Love

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.