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"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

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Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

High speed cinder block

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Will you be wanting this?'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

Ball Pool Peril

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

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