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"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

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"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'We have three minutes left.'

Diner

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Fly fishing.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

High speed cinder block

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

Ball Pool Peril

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

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"Whoa! One last doughnut left."