Trinket Enthusiast Pillows

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Childlike love

One!

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

CEO.

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Help me!

Inaction Figure

Remote Control Duck

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Toys

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

The Music Box