Trinket Enthusiast Pillows

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

CEO.

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Inaction Figure

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Toys

Help me!

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

The Music Box