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"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Director/Action Man toy.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

King Kongs first christmas

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Teddy and friends.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.