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Did You Know That...the worlds smallest wine glass (200,000 times smaller than normal)has been invented by the Japanese?

The Rubber Ball Company

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'I can change! I swear!'

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

It's more than a mike!

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Little Piano

LEGO profits.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

The Three Bears - pocket version

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

Boy playing and sundayschool teacher

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.