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'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"Technology is for babies!"

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

'My list is on the CD.'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

"No, he's not crying for his bottle. That's his, 'I want a new phone' cry."

"Sippy cup holders!"

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

'The problem with pop up books in electronic format is the extra cost of the 3d glasses.'

'Mister Bagley is here with his redesigned electronic tag, minister.'

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

"Won't the neighbours be jealous when they see our new 'high definition visual entertainment system'?"

'I dreamed the whole night through. With time out for commercial breaks.'

Air bag on a Zimmer frame.

"You're right, it's way roomier than it looks."

"The bad thing about putting a super-powered car speaker system on your bike...is the length of the extension cord."

'He took his first step.'

Everything's cuter when it's tiny

'I just don't know where we're going to put the rest of your humongous book collection about microscopic organisms.'

Did You Know That...the worlds smallest wine glass (200,000 times smaller than normal)has been invented by the Japanese?