Miniature Gadget Lover T-Shirts

Check out my new mobile phone! It's amazing how small they've become: They're so practical now!

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"They're class action figures."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Robot surgery.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

Automatic swing machine