Miniature Gadget Lover T-Shirts

Check out my new mobile phone! It's amazing how small they've become: They're so practical now!

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"They're class action figures."

Robot surgery.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Automatic swing machine

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'